Comments on: Show Me The Money: Making the Most of Your Marketing Dollars http://www.dtelepathy.com/blog/telepathy/show-me-the-money-making-the-most-of-your-marketing-dollars/ Design Makes a Difference Wed, 08 Sep 2010 21:39:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: PARRISH http://www.dtelepathy.com/blog/telepathy/show-me-the-money-making-the-most-of-your-marketing-dollars/comment-page-1/#comment-29548 PARRISH Sun, 13 Jul 2008 07:21:39 +0000 http://blog.dtelepathy.com/telepathy-2/show-me-the-money-making-the-most-of-your-marketing-dollars#comment-29548 Hello new intern. It's me again. Apparently your planning skills leave something to be desired. Either that or your bosses generosity does. However, I am excited with the opportunity to present my own "I am going to make them pay" webinar. Audiences are raving, in fact, here is what they said about the last event: 1) "OMG. He has a Porsche?!?" "Totally!!! But......you know what they say about guys with red sports cars...." 2) "Bill is soooo dreamy." "What?!?? Isn't he like Muslim or something?" 3) It's way, way better than that "What to do if a scorpion stings you on the ass seminar!" 4) I see how it is. Free donuts for a bunch of sleazy marketing jerks and no coffee for yours truly. Sniff sniff. Hello new intern. It’s me again. Apparently your planning skills leave something to be desired. Either that or your bosses generosity does. However, I am excited with the opportunity to present my own “I am going to make them pay” webinar. Audiences are raving, in fact, here is what they said about the last event:

1) “OMG. He has a Porsche?!?”
“Totally!!! But……you know what they say about guys with red sports cars….”

2) “Bill is soooo dreamy.”
“What?!?? Isn’t he like Muslim or something?”

3) It’s way, way better than that “What to do if a scorpion stings you on the ass seminar!”

4) I see how it is. Free donuts for a bunch of sleazy marketing jerks and no coffee for yours truly. Sniff sniff.

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